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POWER METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle in a winged white horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go far away to a paradise-on-Earth and make love.

TRUE/EPIC METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle and beats the dragon in a terrible battle, and raises his sword, bathed in the dragon’s blood, and then makes love to the princess inside the castle

THRASH METAL:
Our hero reaches the castle, fights with grenades and machineguns against the dragon, saves the princess, and f*cks her around Detroit.

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